One day in Rome, in the vicinity of the famed colosseum, a Mr Skazeisk bought me from an Italian speaking Bangladeshi seller for 4 Euros (that’s $S8 at the moment) much to his wife’s disapproval. He liked the fact that I can be moulded into a sexy woman as demonstrated by the Bangla. Also, he thought it was a good buy because it was 1 Euro down from its original price. Mrs Skazeisk rolled her eyes. Mr Skazeisk said she sour grapes.
Then along came a Mrs Ayangz’s son who also wanted another me since he kept seeing Mr Skazeisk twisting me into either a worm or a snake. So Mrs Ayangz bargained and managed to get another me at 2 Euros. Mrs Ayangz was gleefully excited caused she managed to get another me at a much better price. Mrs Skazeisk rolled her eyes again. Again, Mrs Skazeisk was called sour grapes. Then, Mrs Skazeisk told them that in China, me was sold only for 1 Yuan (only$S0.21 at the moment).
We were the only souvenirs bought in Rome. Latest: Mrs Ayangz’s worm just died due to internal bleeding.